That's why it brings me great pleasure to announce the first ever "America's Next Top Obscure Guest Author" competition.
This is a competition designed to give you an opportunity to be a guest author on this blog, and write one post about whatever you want. You get the spotlight, and I won't get in your way. You can write anything, about any topic. Possible topics may include celebrity weight-gain, the decline of The Simpsons, Joe Darger's childhood, Oprah's next book selection, anything.
Also, if the winner happens to be in the Provo/Orem/Draper area, I will buy him or her the Coca-Cola product of their choice ($1.25 limit).
Here's how it will work: Since this is the first contest, I will select the contestants. Vote for your favorite potential guest author in the poll to your right, and after one week the bottom two vote-getters will be ousted. It will proceed thusly until our champion has been identified.
So if your name is on the list, start campaigning for your place now.
If your name isn't on the list, start making your presence known! Leave a comment or two, and before you know it you could be America's Next Top Obscure Guest Author.



13 comments:
I choose not to blog!
I believe I have commented more than Dan N. That being the case, I choose not to vote.
If you don't pick me, I'll start my own dang blog and pull all your readers my way.
*Plus, my blog won't have Word Verification in the comment area. And I'll have pop in the drinking fountains.
I have a hard time believing 35 different people visit your blog and vote.
That said, I have voted twice.
I think jeris has voted on every computer in the library. That is the only way he has 12 votes.
Brilliant Idea! Can't wait to see who makes the cut next week. As I said in my sr. year elections...
"You's gots to be trippin', if you's not votin' Shippen!"
-Becky Shippen Olsen
For the record I have not voted at all. Justin "envier of my popularity" Lee
The voting is freaking rigged. Your winner is going to be tainted, Adam.
AND PLEASE TAKE OFF THE WORD VERIFICATION!
Get out of here with your lame word verification issues.
This is a good thing...you'd have to be a blogger to understand it. But seeing as how Brett posts every six month and Jonathon, Mike and Ross have 0-1 posts on their blogs...you guys wouldn't understand.
Are you sure you want to get sharp with me, Becky? Don't think for a second I won't have my wife call you and demand our Yoga Booty Ballet dvd back!
Give me a break, I just started blogging 3 days ago. I may be a newb but given some time I may join the ranks of the elite bloggers.
...hey, I'm not all cupcakes and sprinkles.
http://projectdomestication.blogspot.com/
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