Time to pick your winner, everyone! I finally received entries from both Becky and Jeris, and I will present them now without commentary.
Jeris: "I never really expected to make it this far in Adam's little reality TV knockoff contest, but here I am, one of the finalists to ANATONGA or what ever the crap it is called. I guess it all boils down to this. I don't really care if I lose because losing is my thing. I'm up against some stiff competition (Adam is sleeping with the other contestant). So here is my history. I graduated from Hillcrest High School and applied to BYU Idaho, but due to my horrific score of 19 on the ACTs the big wigs in the suits gave me a summer term to prove myself. Well I worked hard and after my mission I moved to greener pastures and a real football team when BYU in Provo opened their arms. I have played almost every intramural sport and I think that my combined record is somewhere down in the 13 and 64 range, needless to say I never got the CHAMP t-shirt that all freshmen lie in their little dorm bed dreaming about during their first semester. Suzanna, the girl I later married, turned down my proposals about two dozen times (over a period of a year). Well long story short we are now happily married with a kid on the way...eventually...maybe. Anyways point is, I don't think I'm going to win. The odds are stacked against me, but does that matter? I don't think so. I'll wake up tomorrow and continue to suck and I'll continue to blaze a trail until my day comes."
Becky: "Let's face it many women don't understand football and frankly don't care. They go to the games; put on some makeup and a cute tee…mostly for social reasons. Don't worry; I was once there too (but not entirely). They complain that the boyfriend/spouse spends more time watching Sports Center or classic BYU games on the Mountain. Yet, they expect him to see every chick-flick and comment on their latest MAC makeup purchase. Give me a chance to post on ASB and I'll give you six tips to helping you (or your significant other) not only understand football, but love it!"
There it is, readers. Vote for your champion and in one week's time America's First Top Obscure Guest Author will be named.