Who's left?

So the Jazz were unceremoniously dismissed from the Playoffs.

Sorry I didn't write anything about the games, by the way. I was out of the country and unable.

But you probably wouldn't have wanted to read what I had to say anyway. I'm guessing it would have been a little too bitter.

So who do I root for now? I hate every remaining team in the West, and as a matter of principle I can't cheer for a team from the east.

I guess I'll cheer for the Swine Flu. Maybe an outbreak will cancel the NBA Finals altogether.