Wednesday, May 13, 2009

ESPN's winning formula

Rare opportunity to catch ESPN in the afternoon today, and I've discovered a formula for ESPN's wild success in the world of sports.

1. Identify 2-3 big sports stories for the day
2. Start by covering them 6 different ways on SportsCenter
3. Debate the same stories on 1st and 10
4. Debate the same stories on Jim Rome is Burning
5. Debate the same stories on Around the Horn
6. Debate the same stories on PTI
7. Report the same stories on SportsCenter that evening
8. Repeat every single day

I love ESPN, but geez. It's like ESPN is a giant publicity firm for Dwight Howard and Brett Favre.

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