There are real problems in our society, and I am no longer content to sit on my hands and do nothing about it.
That is why I am speaking out against one issue for which I have no tolerance: Interceptions.
Interceptions are mustard stains on the starched white dress shirt that is our football team. They are blotches of deer urine on our otherwise pristine snowy meadow.
That is why I have created a new activist group: Bloggers Against Interceptions.
Interceptions have no place in our schools, on our streets and certainly not within our football team. While I love our quarterback, Max Hall, he has made far too many mistakes that have resulted in interceptions, and I for one will not stand for it any longer.
Interceptions are unacceptable.
I'm taking a stand! Stop Interceptions Now!