Wednesday, October 21, 2009

To Utah fans:

If you plan on invading College GameDay in Provo this Saturday, dressed in your Ute garb and waving your Ute pirate flag, then you are pathetic. There's really no other way to say it.



And if you come out in droves, you'll pretty much solidify yourselves as being our little brother. Please don't embarrass yourselves; stay home.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, I don't expect anything less from pathetic little brother yewt fans. They can't stand that no one cares to talk about them.

Allen said...

Two undefeated seasons in the past 5 years.

Two BCS bowl victories.

8 straight bowl wins.

5 of the last 7 "Holy War" victories.

Utah leads the all-time series 53–33–4.

Can BYU say they've done any of that? No. But they did beat 3-3 Oklahoma by one point! Explain to me how you delusional morons still use the term "little brother". Ya'll need to wake up.

I guarantee RES will sell-out on saturday. That's where all the real Utah fans will be. A handfull of idiots may show up in Provo, but they don't represent Utah fans as a whole.

BTW, Adam. It's pretty pathetic for you to leave comments on your own blog using my name. VERY pathetic.

Adam said...

That wasn't me who impersonated you. Although I did find it funny.

Allen said...

Well, I can agree with you there -- impersonating people IS hilarious. Just ask Triz how much he enjoyed being impersonated. What a riot!

Rock said...

Geez Allen, you become defensive in a hurry.

BTW, that impersonation thing you pulled was very funny. Triz was sweatin' bullets for days.

Marcus said...

What says little brother more than a ute fan that stalks byu blogs and comment boards? A little insecure?

I'm sorry, but 2 great years in your programs history doesn't mean you're still not "little brother." Neither does impressively selling out your enormous 45 thousand seat stadium. But hey, at least you've come a long way from giving out free tickets to local high schools to make it look like people care.

Allen said...

Actually I think I get it! The reason you insist on calling us "little brother" is because you guys (righteous as you are) have been keeping up on your book of mormon study. Nephi, aka "Little Brother", was made a ruler and a teacher over his elder brethren.

Similarly, the U of U has been made a ruler over BYU. I get it now. Thanks for the compliment guys! You're not so bad afterall!

Rock said...

Allen, who told you about the Book of Mormon? You taking the discussions?

Trav said...

Ute fans are ugly, annoying, and in my experience, usually smell bad

ali said...

Adam, that picture is priceless, where did you get it?

Nothing says class like red cowboy hats and a used beer can container over your face.

Triz said...

Allen's a douche.

Allen said...

Funny enough, Triz, you calling me a douche-bag was what made me decide to mess with you in the first place! Wow, this has really come full circle. And you're still a jerk. Too bad.

BTW, my name's not Allen. Only an idiot would mess with people they don't know on the internet using their real name. And only an idiot would put personal information about themselves on the internet (like, say, your cellphone number, company you work for, etc.). Come on guys, no one's THAT stupid.

...Oh wait.

Allen said...

But you are correc Triz. I am a douche. There's no doubt about it.

Allen said...

correct*

Oh no! Utah fans in our parking lot! said...

What are you so afraid of Adam? That if Utah fans come to enjoy College Game Day that ESPN will suddenly remember that Utah has been to 2 more BCS games than BYU and TCU combined? College Game Day is for the whole country, not just whatever parking lot it happens to take place in.

Allen (No, not that one, another one) said...

Screw those yewtards! Trying to steal our thunder! We earned this College Game Day with our big win over Okie-lahoma (they were highly ranked at the time, remeber?) Those yewts wish they could capture the national spotlight again, but they were just a flash in pan compared to our long history. How many national championships you got? That's what I thougt. When Corso puts on the Cosmo head, I'm going to go cray-zee!

Allen said...

Alright, this has gotten out of control. Is everyone named Allen?

Adam said...

Seriously guys, can't someone come up with a different name?

Triz said...

Yeah, all yous douche bags needs to put your thinkers to the grindstone and come up with a new fake name!

Travis "Rainbow" Bright said...

Hey remember me guys? I have the awesomest name ever!

Travis "Not Too" Bright said...

What about me?

Triz said...

The real Triz still thinks Allen's a douche. Made even more douchey by the fact that he takes such personal insult at being called a douche to where he researches someone, creates a fake account, makes up a song, and calls their cell phone. Lot of effort for simply being called a douche over the internet. Then again, he's a Ute-douche, so I'm guessing there's not a job or life occupying his time. Probably had to tell his World of Warcraft friends he couldn't go on a quest tonight and get permission from his mom to use her cell phone though, so I guess that's something.

Allen said...

Bravo, bravo. Now that really hurt my feel bads. Well done.

It wasn't really a case of me feeling so terribly insulted at being called a douche. I was actually just caught off guard by it. My comment on said forum that apparently pissed you off was actually quite mild, and your response made me wonder if you were always so quick to start name-calling as soon as someone poked fun at BYU. So, out of my own curiosity, I took a look at your other posts and discovered that you rarely if ever posted anything in the attitude of promoting your team. The great majority of your posts were immature, name-calling, personal attacks on anyone who happened to have a different opinion than you.

I therefore, decided to have some fun with you -- and I assure you it was really fun. I found it particularly hilarious that your friends and family members didn't have any trouble believing it was you who was leaving rude and hateful comments on their blogs. I guess they just probably expect that kind of behavior from you.

It's like I told you then. If you're a jerk to enough people, eventually someone will be a jerk back. It's just karma. (And probably I'll get mine sooner or later, but it was definitely worth it.)