Right now I'm in an aeroplane, winging my way to Sunny Southern California. That's right, through the miracle of technology I've actually scheduled this post to publish while I'm in the air.
What a world.
Anyway, the point is I won't be at the game tonight. Or Saturday. Thus destroying any sort of fun I could even think to have while I'm away.
The two biggest games of the year, and I won't be there. This situation is making me angry. I feel like letting my grandpa gouge my eyes out with his giant steel-workers' thumb.
The only consolation will be two wins, and that's where you come in. I'll need you guys to get to the Marriott Center, and make sure to bring all your crazy. You'll need to make up for my absence, and I get plenty crazy.
If you have the means, I implore you to attend both games this week. You need to will the Cougars to victory this week. I'm counting on you.